Hey you guys. What’s up? Is that shirt new? It looks fantastic. Really brings out your eyes. And when you lean back and laugh like that? It looks like something out of a movie written by Nicholas Sparks movie. It does. I’m not joking. It really does. Has anyone ever told you that you have a movie star quality about you? They haven’t? Well I’m saying it now. You have a movie star quality about you.
What’s that? You’re asking about me? Well I do have a few things going on right now that I could use some help with. But I couldn’t ask for your help. I just couldn’t. Are you sure? You insist? Well, ok.
So I’m featured on the Skit Guys Blog today with an excerpt from my book and you know what? It would be TREMENDOUS if you could stop by and leave a comment or a Facebook like. Anything would be good. Something funny about the book, something funny about me, a comparison to me and a historical or mythical figure, you know the usual stuff.
Also, I have the distinct pleasure of doing 7 Questions With the Author from Tor Constantino at his magnificent blog, The Daily Retort. I don’t get interviewed much, so it’s nice to be on this end of it for once.
Make sure to leave a comment, snarky or otherwise, but REALLY make sure to give Tor’s blog a lengthy perusal. He’s a writing veteran with an extreme skill and versatility for humorous, serious and applicable topics so do yourself a favor and read him daily like I do.
But seriously. You look great today. Have you lost weight?