Zack and Slater: A Friendship of Fraud
Friends? Enemies? Frenemies? Sea Anemones? I know, right? It's so confusing. Let's get to the bottom of their relationship...
A Comparative Analysis: LOST and Harry Potter
The movie of our generation meets the tv show of our generation. What similarities do they have? And yes, I know Hurley and Hagrid look alike, BUT THERE'S MORE!
Things That Piss Me Off: Acne Medication Commercials
I'm happy there's medication out there to help people with their skin problems. But that doesn't mean you have to force your graphic before and after pictures on me. Bad form.
The 4 Types of People You Meet in A Public Restroom
Public restrooms are dreadful and horrifying places where unspeakable actions and behaviors occur. Let's meet the people who will do these awful things...
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Ok you guys. Gird your loins. There be copious amounts of Bentley ahead. It's going to be thick with Bentley saturation and its going to get in your hair, in your mouth and all over the walls and ceiling.
Then, just when you think there couldn't be any more concentration of Bentley, he's going to shove his troll head through the door and say HEEEERRREEEES, BENTLEY! So you need to be mentally prepared for that. If you aren't, you should probably find alternate means of entertainment. If you are? Slap on your hazmat suit and let's brave the Bentleyness together. FOR LOVE!
Monday, June 27, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
I'm doing a seminar on The Bachelorette today on my friend Rob's blog and you should totally go over and check it out. Pork rinds, Kermit and Ms. Piggy, and Grey Poupon are all involved and if that isn't reason enough to read it then I guess you just don't have a soul. So good luck with that.
If you do have a soul though, click here to check out Rob's blog. Take a look around and be sure to follow him on twitter here. It's so cool having a soul isn't it? Good times.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
It's official. Bentley is worse than AIDS. He's always on everyone's minds and he refuses to go away. We just need to deal with this. We must accept that he will be re-entering our live. Ok? Ok.
Are you ready for this? Are you ready for his indifferent and aloof return? The show has been teasing it on a loop forever so it better be tonight.
Are you ready to see somebody (methinks Ben C.) get dump-trucked in Muay Thai while wearing pink trunks? I am. I so am. I infinity so am.
Also, I need a favor. Could you PLEASE do me a solid and after reading this, click over to ReluctantRunners.com? It's a new Tripp Crosby and Tyler Stanton project that is devoted to the art of runner reluctantly and it is inspiring, hilarious, and profound. It's like the essences of Clive Owen, Dave Chappelle, and Wilford Brimley all rolled into one website. I don't know if there is higher praise to be given out.
Lastly, a big slow clap to everyone who contributed an observation about Ryan last week. All the comments were pretty hysterical. I thought I would include them parenthetically in this recap whenever I talk about Ryan / Mr. Sunshine (I bet when Ryan sits on an airplane, he grabs the Sky Mall catalogue and flips directly to the "Inspirations" posters. - Reid Greven).
Previously on the Bachelorette: EVERYTHING. Seriously. They just showed the previous 5 episodes and capped it off by taking a big, nasty, cantankerous Bentley afterwards. (If you haven't been following these recaps, "Taking a Bentley" is code for anyone talking about Bentley. Because it sounds like taking a crap. Do you get it? Because crap and Bentley are synonymous? I've ruined it now haven't I?)
Monday, June 20, 2011
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Thursday, June 16, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Greatest. Ad. Ever.
One day, I want to make a pilgrimage to this place where the art of movie going is respected. This is clearly the greatest theater in the MAGNITED States of America.
My incredible wife is letting me see Super 8 tonight because she's fantastic like that. Will I be indulging in popcorn? TRUE. Will I be drawing my inspiration from this Tripp and Tyler video on Everyday Courage? DOUBLE TRUE.
Also, the winner of the Chad Gibbs' giveaway is.....Ben Emerson. Enjoy your Desert Storm trading cards, young man.
What's the last movie you've seen and was it good?