Hey, what’s up? This is great. You’re here. I’m here. I have a new book. Maybe you are interested in it, maybe you aren’t but you just instinctively check out free things because deep in your genetic code you COULD be a hoarder.
But whatever. What’s important is that you are here.
So yes. I do have a new eBook out and it’s about a serious topic: Manifestos. What’s the point? Why do they exist? How do I write one? Are they edible? It’s all revealed inside, you guys.
All I need from you is to subscribe to my email list. Once you do that and confirm, you’ll get an email with the link to it. FOR FREE!
If you’ve already subscribed, then sit tight because I’m emailing you a copy sometime later today.
I know. This is all probably a little much. Are you overwhelmed? Are you unsure of whether or not you should pay nothing to own my new eBook? Well here is some pretty flattering advance praise about me AND the book that should seal the deal.
ADVANCED PRAISE FOR A MANIFESTO ABOUT MANIFESTOS: A MANIFESTO
“I don’t read anything that has the word “manifesto” less than four times in the title. So let me know how it is.” – Tyler Stanton, author of Everyday Absurdities.
“I don’t know if Knox McCoy is the Egg McMuffin of authors, but he’s probably like, at least a Croissan’Wich or something.” – Alise D. Wright, editor of Not Alone
“Knox McCoy’s new book on manifestos will do for manifestos what Pippa Middleton did for civil engineering.” – Chad Gibbs author of God and Football.
“Knox McCoy is the Hatfield of terrible McCoys.” – Bryan Allain, author of 31 Days To Finding Your Blogging Mojo
“Knox McCoy is eye-raping everyone on the internet with this new book.” – Joseph Craven, blogger at The Greatest Blog of All Time
“Knox McCoy’s words are like a firm hug from a clammy stranger.” – Tyler Tarver, author of Words and Sentences
“Knox McCoy has entertained many an ear with his exhaustive wealth of knowledge regarding the economic struggles of post-WWII Europe. Unfortunately, this book is not about that.” – Wes Molebash, author/artist of Max vs. Max
”Author Knox McCoy does it again! He effortlessly captivates his audience with the surprising knowledge that he actually knows how to read.” Jessica Buttram – Food, Television, Child, and Word Expert and blogger at Meet The Buttrams
“After reading this book, it was clear that Knox tried really hard to sound educated. The way he is able to take separate sentences and form them into paragraphs is something you have to see to believe.” – Kevin Haggerty – Blogger at TheIsleofMan.net
“If there’s a book you are not going to read this year, let it be this one.” – Sam Davidson, speaker and author of Simplify Your Life and 50 Things Your Life Doesn’t Need
“Knox McCoy does here what he does best: Absolutely nothing.”- Tamara Lunardo, Editor of soon to be released What A Woman Is Worth
“I don’t get it.”- Amanda Bast, hygiene expert and blogger at Mandie Marie
“Knox McCoy writes?” – Sharideth Smith, blogger at A Women’s Guide to Women









"Knox McCoy does to literature what Brett Favre did for football. Keeps coming back when no one wants him." – Brian Preston, author of his own Twitter account.
Initially, I was worried I would regret making that eye-rape comment. Turns out, I was TOTALLY RIGHT!
Yeah bro. What about the children?
I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
Though no one asked, here are mine:
"Knox McCoy's new eBook about manifestos is like getting ear candy from an earwig: don't do it."
Or:
"Rememds me of that famous manifesto of yore 'A Bedbug's Guide to Bed-Buggery–Illustrated Ed.'* *Found in prison libraries everywhere.
yeah, well, mine didn't even make the cut. pffft.
Did you send one? I never got it.
This guy's MINE, ladies and gentlemen!
sure you didn't. i even replied all right in between Wes and Alise. again, pffft.
who am i kidding? i'll resend it. i have no pride.
DRAMA
Careful Chadwick. "Buggery" means something VERY different overseas!
Which is why Knox moderated me. My bad–trying too hard.
No no! No moderation. It's an auto intense debate thing. Not sure why it does it, but it just flags random comments. I'm FIRMLY in favor of commenting free speech especially when it comes to ridiculing me.
Cool! So we're still friends?
This just affirmed my suspicion that Tyler Stanton can't count.
I was disappointed there was no guidance on factoring hippos into polynomials but my counting is much improved after reading this manifesto.____Also, you missed the rule about misspelling some words so people understand the urgency of your genius. You did it, but you didn't mention it as a rule. Or did you purposely not mention it as a rule because all proper geniuses know the rule already? Hmm. Deep.
i love this so hard it tastes like a now and later
What does it say about me if I read your manifesto and still can't count to ostrich? #dangit
Very disappointed. I thought this was the rules to naked handstand tag.