Of course you do. Free stuff is the BEST. You know why? Because it’s free. The food they giveaway in samples at grocery stores? It’s not even that good. But it’s FREE so it somehow tastes better. In this way, free is a flavor enhancer.
So here’s the deal: In this space for the last 2 or so months, I’ve been recapping The Bachelor. If you’ve read these recaps, you know the drill. If you haven’t, listen up.
I’m giving away the following next week:
1. A $25 iTunes gift card
2. A Hello Somebody watch of your choice shipped to you. ($25 value)
3. A pair of Toms shipped to you. ($60 value)
2. A Hello Somebody watch of your choice shipped to you. ($25 value)
3. A pair of Toms shipped to you. ($60 value)
Three different people will be getting these items. It’s happening. It’s a fact.
Currently, there are three different ways to win:
1. Buy my book.
2. Write a 5-star review of my book on Amazon.
3. Click here to subscribe to my email list.
2. Write a 5-star review of my book on Amazon.
3. Click here to subscribe to my email list.
Buying my book gets 5 chances at winning, writing a review gets 3 chances and subscribing gets 1 chance.
If you buy the book, leave a comment so I can verify it and make sure you get your added chances in the drawing. I’m revealing the winners in the finale recap and everyone will be happy and life will basically be perfect.
So that’s it. All that stands between you and a chance to win one of three pretty sweet items is just a minor amount of effort. You owe it to yourself to expend that effort because wouldn’t you look awesome in new TOMs? You totally would.






Knox, I bought your book. And while inappropriate, all I want to do is use the adjective form of the f word to describe how funny it is. I won't though, because this is CLEARLY A FAMILY BLOG.
Family-oriented readers ruin EVERYTHING.
But I thank you for your kind words.
Im on the email list! Thanks for the e-book! Can't wait to read!!
are we taking a week off from The Bachelor recap?
I usually take off from the WTA episode to save up my mental strength for the finale. It keeps my head from exploding.