AWWWWWWWWWW YEAH BOY. Guys. You guys. GUYS. We’re here. WE made it. We’ve climbed Mount Love and we’re summitting for truth and beauty and wisdom and purfaction.
COMING UP ON THE DRAMATIC FINALE OF LOVE SEASON FINALE OF THE BACHELOR MOST DRAMATIC MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION.
This is everything everyone has ever wanted, lots of love, lots of snow, lots of whispers, lots of Courtney dressed like Cruella DeVille and Ben dressed like Flynn Rider from Tangled.
Sweeping grand music, picturesque scenery, lots of window gazing? Time to bundle up our souls and lace up the snow shoes…FOR LOVE!!
Monumental mountain, monumental moment.
MONUMENTAL MONUMENTALNESS EVERYWHERE. Let’s just do a quick post-mortem on this season. Hasn’t it been the worst? Ben could not have been a worse choice for this show. He has the personality of a rancid diaper and he has the social skills of a hemorrhoid. I could not be more frustrated with having to write about him. I don’t even know how the girls got excited about him. THEY are the real heroes tonight.