We Need To Talk About The Office

Knox: Thanks for being here.

The Office: Yeah man. What’s up?

Knox: We need to talk.

The Office: Uh oh. This sounds serious. I get the feeling that we aren’t going to make it to the 7:15 showing of The Hunger Games.

Knox: (Deep sigh) No. We were never going to see The Hunger Games.

The Office: What’s going on?

Knox: First things first. I love you. I’ll always love you. I’ll always remember our time together fondly…

The Office: Are you breaking up with me?

Knox: No. Just stop just listen. (Prepares falsetto) And I wish to you joy / and happiness / but above all things I wish to you love…

The Office: Are you Whitney Houstoning me right now?

Knox: OMG you are making this so hard?

The Office: That’s what she said.

(Brief high five exchange)

The Office: Making what so hard? What’s going on?