I love finding people who have my birthday. I get unreasonably excited about it like there’s an unspoken bond binding us together against all the other people who, unlike us, have unfortunate and terrible birthdays.

So you can imagine my giddiness when I found this chart of fictional characters and their birthdays. I was overjoyed. I just KNEW that someone awesome like Achilles or The White Whale would be there on Dec. 21 sharing birthday space with me. But no. Instead it’s someone named Charlie Dean from Hollyoaks, which apparently is a British soap opera. Cue Sad Trombone.

So cheer me up. What fictional character shares YOUR birthday?