GUYS. This is why we have kids.
Last night, my son said “I gotta go PEEPEE!” so my wife was like, “Ok, go,” because he’s potty-trained at this point and he handles that kind of business on the regular. So he goes in the bathroom, comes out and it’s business as usual…until my wife goes in the bathroom.
She comes out and says, “Son, did you pee on the ground?” Clearly, she knew the answer given that the floor was urine-soaked, but we’re very conversational at my house. My son looks thoughtfully and says, “Umm Sure,” like it’s no big d that he just irrigated our half-bath with his urine.
My point is that if kids get to pee on floors and be all casual about it, then they also have to continue being the subjects of our youtube videos. Sorry. Quit being all cavalier about where you use the bathroom and maybe things will change.