So Teen Mom. It’s a train wreck, right? It’s the worst thing ever and proof that our society is going the way of the Roman empire and something about Sodom and Gomorrah.
But let’s set aside all pedantry for a moment and revel in the glory of Gary, the shining light of a show hinged on showcasing people who are interesting because their default mode is dysfunction.
For those of you who don’t know, Gary Shirley was the fiance of Amber Portwood who is the Michael Jordan of the show in terms of dysfunction, drama and violent physical reactions. He may still be the fiance. I don’t know. Shocker, it’s a real on and off again relationship.
But here’s the thing…
<3.
just awesome!