Question: What is this blog about?
Answer: I have no idea. I could be cliche and say life, but that answer sucks in both it’s brevity and vaguery. So I will say it is about the following: (in no particular order) rodeo clowns, parenthood, Sbarro Pizza, faith, TV, movies, marriage, thin mint girl scout cookies, hyperbole, zombies, extended adolescence, Maginot Lines, and Bill Hader.
Follow up Question: What isn’t this blog about?
Answer: Great question and I like where your head is at. Again, in no particular order: dermatology, 80s Hair Bands, Namibia, the Serengeti Plains, Jon Basedow, raisins, Malcolm Jamal-Warner, and onomatopoeia.
Question: What do you look like?
Answer:
Question: Why aren’t you looking directly at the camera?
Answer: Because I didn’t want to intimidate you.
Question: ……
Answer: Because someone was like, “HEY LOOK” right before the picture was snapped?
Question: What are you hoping to accomplish with this blog?
Answer: An improvement of writing skills. Reconciling how I feel about pop culture and my faith and the relationship between the two. Aqueous Transmission. A STUPID amount of money.
Question: What constitutes “stupid” in terms of money?
Answer: Easy. Something similar to Scrooge McDuck’s setup where I can have a pool full of money and dive into it. Seems reasonable.
Question: What is something that is overrated?
Answer: Cats, Morgan Freeman. U2.
Question: What is something that is underrated?
Answer: Grammar. Mall food. Cheerwine.
Question: Who are your influences?
Answer:Why do you care?
Question: It just seems like an appropriate thing to ask on an About page.
Answer: Fair enough. Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, Alex Trebek, Raymond Carver, Andrew Schwab, Flannery O’Connor, Ben Linus, and Kimmy Gibbler.
Email me: knox@knoxmccoy.com
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